The Sins of Iran
I’m sorry. We DO have to bomb Iran. Our hands are tied.
Here’s why:
The Iran Oil Bourse will begin trading oil in non-dollars starting March 20;
Iranians are not Arabs. They’re Persians who speak Farsi;
Iranians are not Sunni. They’re minority Shiites;
Iran is not Western-dominated. They overthrew our puppet, the Shah;
Iranians are not Capitalists. They’re Muslims;
Iran bans alcohol;
Iran has the best Human Rights record in the Middle East;
Iran’s Head of State is a moral theologian;
Iran’s last Head of Government was a Professor of Engineering;
Iran’s elections are transparent and difficult to corrupt;
Iran has the world’s second-largest reserves of gas;
Iran has the world’s third-largest reserves of oil;
Iran stopped selling oil to Britain and France in retaliation for sanctions;
Iran controls the Straits of Hormuz and therefore world oil price;
Iran is willing to fight all invaders at any cost;
Iran has an independent foreign policy;
Iran is the closest country, spiritually, politically, and economically, to Iraq;
Iran was the only winner of the Iraq War;
Iran is publicly opposed to Israeli genocide;
The Iran Oil Bourse will begin trading oil in non-dollars starting March 20.
By Godfree Roberts <godfree@gmail.com>